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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

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dutchster:

"i’m not a feminist, i love guys!"

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barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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brastrap-bill-turner:

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

Or the opposite, feeling kind of embarrassed for someone then remembering that you aren’t hot either

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

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